If more then 5 of the items in the list below are happening to YOU - well - You Chat TOO MUCH!! You file a police complaint, contact law enforcement or file a restraining order when a fellow chatter calls you names like LIAR, LIAR!! You find that chatrooms are the only important information on the web. You call in sick to work just to chat. You sneak around in the middle of the morning to chat in a chatroom. You've had to replace keyboards because of roomies constant chatting the most commonly used keys, the paint has been rubbed off. You have so many chatrooms open at once that you accidently type your xxxx in msn messenger! You are in chat instead of doing chores and helping others. You eat breakfast, lunch and dinner in chat. You really believe that you are going to get a boyfriend and have lasting friends in a chat. The microwave beeps in the kitchen and you wonder who came in the chat room You leave your computer in the chat room on all night and then scroll up in the morning to see what you missed. When you write a letter it includes LOL, btw and xxxxxxx. Your home page is a chat room. You nuke left over coffee that does not belong to you so you can have coffee and cigerettes for breakfast in chat. You sign your chat nickname on forms and various papers. Your typing speed has increased by 50 wpm but your error rate is up. You no longer capitalize the first word of a sentence You have chat friends hotmail addy memorized but you don't remember your mum's phone number. You try to open your hotmail account with your chat room password. You set your alarm clock on a Saturday to get up before roomie just for chat. You come home from work and immediately want to use a computer that does not belong to you lunch just to chat to all of your new peeps. You give strangers in chat *hugs* but you wouldn't think of hugging your next door neighbor or real friends. You doodle side-ways smiley faces in your notebooks and have a special book just for chat. You spend hours creating new hotmail accounts just to have different ids in chat. You know more acronyms then you did two years ago and your educational knowledge is increasing. You use MSN messenger to tell others what to say in chat while you are also chatting. The ashtray is overflowing because you do not want to miss anything in chat while emptying. You lie about chatting and tell others that you are really looking for a job on the web. Site Graphics/layout/contents © 2005 - 2006 Burnham KWChatters, all rights reserved. No graphics or contents are allowed to copied. |