Are you an Email Junkie???

1. You wake up at 2 am to go to the bathroom and sneak to check your e-mail
    on the way back to bed.

2. You name your pets Abbey and Dotcom.

3. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a chatter.

4. You spend half your time at work and home wondering if you got email.

5. You decide to sneak into a library or University just for the free Internet access.

6. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems because you have free internet and have never paid for an Internet provider.

7. You start using Smileys or send flowers to strangers using your Hotmail   account.

8. You find yourself typing "btw" or "lol" after every period when using a chat btw.com

9. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading or have a phone call.

10. You can't call your mum...she doesn't have a modem or phone card.

11. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

12. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

13. You move into a persons house and want to find out first thing if they have a computer.

14. You tell the tow truck driver you live at www.notmyhouse.com

15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

16. After reading any message, you immediately E-mail it to all your new friends.

17. You receive 20 to 30 emails a day and when it is empty you immediately think of a hacker.

18. Your pet poodle Abbey has her own home page.

19.  You can remember the IP address of the hacker but can't remember your friends or mum birthday present.

20.  You actually read all those emails about the President for Africa needing to share his wealth with you.

21.  You are sad about having to move again because you will loose your free high-speed internet access.

22. Your Christmas Wish is that your housemate will get a new computer so maybe you can bum the old one.

23.  You send an e-Card using hotmail instead of actually purchasing a card and using a stamp to mail it.