Got this in my mail yesterday, thought I'd share it! LOL We've all heard of Rednecks, now we have Bluenecks! hahahahha - Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks.
Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves  )
YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF... - Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
- You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
- You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.
- You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts).
- You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
- For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
- You don't know what a moon pie is.
- You've never had an RC Cola.
- You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.
- You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
- You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
- You have no idea what a polecat is.
- You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
- You don't have bangs.
- You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"- instead of "Cokes."
- You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.
- You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.
- You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
- You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
- The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway.
- You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
- You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
- You call binoculars opera glasses.
- You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
- You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
- You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Jimmie)
- You don't have Maw-maw's & Pawpaw's.
- You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
- None of your fur coats are homemade.
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