Sunday,

Re post #28

Why don't you and your pet do nails together prior to a girly tete-a-tete about the iniquity of expanding the finances of an emergent pseudo-capitalist latent fascist former third world country by mounting their ducks. over 2 darling little lattes of course. Decaf.

Filthy Flash (Again)

I HAVE NO NAILS LEFT TO DO SUNDAY. DOES WALL PAINT COME IN PEARL??

 

Why don't you and your pet do nails together prior to a girly tete-a-tete about the iniquity of expanding the finances of an emergent pseudo-capitalist latent fascist former third world country by mounting their ducks.

 

SUNDAY ONLY HAS A WEEKEND NOT A WHOLE MONTH, FLASH.

                                      THE GOOD ONE

PBA, I spent 3 hrs. this afternoon trying to retrieve my wedding ring from behind a radiator where I had dropped it.  What a pain in the wazoomba!  I don't suppose you have any helpful hints for if this happens again, do you?  (This is a serious question.)  I learned something about metals, though.  Gold is not magnetic. 

 

sunday

Flashman, why don't you come over and talk to me while my nails dry?  The whole process takes over 2 hrs. and we could talk about a lot of ducks in that time.

 

sunday, needing a pedicure too

I don't suppose you have any helpful hints for if this happens again, do you?  (This is a serious question.) 

 

A SERIOUS QUESTION ALWAYS DEMANDS A SERIOUS ANSWER SUNDAY.

 

NEVER TAKE OFF YOUR WEDDING RING. 

Smartenheimer.  I don't wear my wedding ring when I'm wearing silver jewelry.  Duh! 

 

sunday

ONLY THE LOWER CASTS WEAR SILVER SUNDAY.

GET WITH THE PROGRAM GIRL.

Not when I'm dressing as Little Gypsy Girl, PBA. 

 

sunday

I FORGOT ABOUT YOU HAVING THAT OUTFIT SUNDAY. GOING OUT DANCING THIS WEEKEND ARE WE. EVERY TIME I SEE THAT OUT FIT I THINK OF CHER.

Like Jack Nicholson in "Wolf", eh Tom?  Just marking your territory.  And you guys wonder why we women come unhinged sometimes.

 

sunday

You know, if you nail the wedding ring on (with a golden rivet of course) you solve the joint problems of unfaithfulness and infection.

Ducks: the subject matter is so short I doubt we could squeeze 2 hours' worth of conversation out of it.

The British Author who did the Jason Love series (you remember, the Doctor who was a secret agent and an American Cord car fan) swore blind it involved user, knife, and duck's dying convulsions.

Now really, Hippychick, there's a limit to how often you can say "gross!" to that. OK you could ask for a demonstration, but PBA might refuse. I'd be well out of the room. Used to keep pet ducks, you see.

 

-sunday

whilst you have Flashman over, check his finger nails.

Jimbert

 

FINGER NAILS AS AN INDICATION OF CHARACTER.

 

A white mark on the nail bespeaks misfortune.

Pale or lead-colored nails indicate melancholy people.

Broad nails indicate a gentle, timid, and bashful nature.

Lovers of knowledge and liberal sentiments have round nails.

People with narrow nails are ambitious and quarrelsome.

Small nails indicate littleness of mind, obstinacy and conceit.

Choleric, martial men, delighting in war, have red and spotted nails.

Nails growing into the flesh at the points or sides indicate luxurious
tastes.

People with very pale nails are subject to much infirmity of the flesh
and persecution by neighbors and friends.

JimBert

green tips with armour piercing core.

I had to do my nails all alone last night, Jim. 

 

sunday, finely polished and shaped