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     Dear Fairest, although I have had my share of lovely felines mooning up at me as I croon from a fencetop, I have yet to meet that special someone with a gleam in her eye, a lilt in her voice, and a song in her heart ....who also owns a fish store and is a millionaire catnip importer.
     My fair lady is out there somewhere and I will wait till I find her.   One shouldn't rush into this sort of thing. After all I am still only on my first life and the odds are with me (heh little pun there...ok ok very little pun...) that with the cat population booming, the kitten of my dreams will eventually appear. In the meantime I will continue to roam the alleys and fences of life. Sincerely,

     Ubergato (Overcatus Fenceus)