1.    Go from seat to seat asking people if you could please check for some chewing gum you left there earlier. Pretend to pluck some from under the seat and pop in in your mouth saying "ahh there it is!"  Then get a strange look and your face and say..no..wait..mine was Juicy Fruit. 

2.    Right as the movie starts leap up screaming "Omigod I just found a $100 dollar bill taped under my seat!!!

3.   Take an empty popcorn box from person to person asking if they could spare a bit of popcorn for the poor.

4.    Sit in a packed movie theater and lean over and whisper confidentially to the person next to you I hope this movie doesn't run much over an hour... I just ate 3 huge bowls of chili before I came in and the clock is ticking...then wink conspiratorily.

5.  Smile politely to the person next to you and tell them you are a little hard of hearing. Then when the movie starts, turn to them every 10 or 15 seconds and say loudly.."EH WHAT DID THEY SAY?"

6.    With a very concerned look on your face go from person to person in the theater after the lights are dim asking if they have seen your pet snake that has escaped from your pocket.

7.    Keep changing seats,moving foward row by row after the movie has started, complaining loudly that you can't see the screen clearly. Eventually climb up on the stage in front of the screen and sit facing the screen while loudly proclaiming "Now that is a lot better"

8.    Cough loudly every minute or so after the movie has started and start muttering loud enough for people to hear..."darn...they told me this Tuberculosis was under control"

9.    Hold a loud conversation on your cell phone as though you are the theater manager saying" No there is no sign of smoke or flames yet over here in theater 4, they probably have it under control. Lets not disturb these folks."

10.  Right after the movie starts, yell out ..."oh gross there are things moving in my popcorn!"