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The Early Bird
Based on the old adage "The early bird catches the worm"
                   
With a stretch and a yawn
he greets the new dawn
and hurries out to squirm
in dew damp glee
so wild and free
the lowly early worm
 
he revels and wriggles
and shakes his behind
and though he says not a word
tis but a few moments
until he attracts
the wily early bird

the bird stalks the worm
intending grave harm
but is blissfully unaware that
his arrival has caught
the hungry attention
of the patient early cat

with a pounce on the bird
breakfast is served
and our story is brought to term
 a bird who follows that maxim
 should make sure the cat's in
ere' seeking those that squirm

the bird was so yummy
the cat pats his  tummy
so full and round and firm
and waves a well fed 
plumpish paw
to his friend the early worm

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