I posted this blerp in a reply to a new member today...and once it was gone...well, we know...that Author guy comes along and deletes you and a whole new form of comedy has been created...
I mainly wanted to run it by you...I was planning on leaving it as it is, and calling it mine...but I wanted to be sure that the contents are not too similar to something I have read here...and forgot to recall that I didn't just oddly think it up on my own...ya know what I mean there Ubergato..?\
Ok well here it is...'The Odd Advantage'
You may question what the up side to being called Odd People might be...or why...at the same time....one has to figure:
To be even means that there are equal parts for each person...noticeably, if thats how you spell it, there are no advantages.
For one to be odd is natural...1 is an odd number, and understanding that 'odds' increasing is a good thing...when the situation is not of an 'even' nature..odds are there is going to be an odd ball...and in my house, that could mean the rights to the last cookie...
So you see, it is an odd fact, that to be odd increases your odds on many levels...and usually...one level higher than anyone 'even'. (13th floor...going up)...It was the even person you just heard...as we left them on the 12fth floor saying..."don't even go there!" tee hee..
so...Ubergato...am I hired or fired?