Anyway, I would like to ask...since this is the 'Ask Ubergato' department....uh...well...I can't think of the name right off the bat,  so I'll just describe it and maybe you could help in locating one ...

 When I saw it, I thought my dad would like one, since he said he had something similar, a few years back...only this one was not as pointed and a bit squarish in the middle. 

I told my dad I thought you were either a cat or a man who likes cats, (I couldn't remember) and he said 'go ahead and ask him but if he has a 'Fitz' in his name (his father-in-law's name was Fitzzy McFitz and they didn't get along) or hasn't voted in national election he won't be reliable'

In closing, my whole township is waiting for your reply and we're all hoping a cat of your intelligence or a man of your importance will tell us just what the item is so I can get my dad one.

P.S. there is no pressure.

 

MrKnickers.