Gosh Mr.Ubergato, nobody said nothing about no box making a funny noise and movin' all over the place. The people are here wanting a bunch of money or fresh salmon, they said you knew all about it. They kinda look like cats in suits. Why are they hangin' around my trout pond like that? It don't look right.

Can you take this thing back?? Somethin' ain't right.

Your friend Rooty.