 |
Reply
| | | From: Fairest (Original Message) | Sent: 1/15/2001 8:23 AM |
| A GOOFY POEM WITH A TWIST IS WHAT AN ODD LIMERICK IS SO GIVE IT A TRY C'MON, DON'T BE SHY ELSE WE'LL COVER YOUR FACE WITH CHEESE WHIZ!! Show us your oddest side, It could be fun! Try to keep content a G-rated pun! Throw in a rhyme, but give it some thought. The oddest response is the cream of the crop! Make your rhyme happy, make your rhyme weird, keep it light hearted, we'll grin ear to ear! TO START: THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WITH FAT FEET... next............... |
|
Reply
| |
Cranberries are always in season, Their taste is quite tongue teasin' Eat them with bread, or make wine instead Then drink til you lose your reason. * hic cup She ate a pound of pretzels in only a day |
|
Reply
| |
She ate a pound of pretzels in only a day Then stepped on the scale to see what she weigh The dial popped off After a wheeze and a cough And she ended up throwing her scale away. Three snails and a monkey go into a bar  |
|
Reply
| |
Three snails and a monkey go in a bar, Their drinking money in a fruit jar; They partied with a flourish, And enjoyed their liquid nourish; Later none could drive their car. Kentucky girls have a reputation, |
|
Reply
| |
Kentucky girls have a reputation They are the lewdest in the nation. They are skilled at a tease, For them, it's a breeze: Of them Yankee guys want a ration. A country singer swore off grits |
|
Reply
| |
A country singer swore off grits And found out it caused him fits; He commenced to drool, And looked like a fool; Oatmeal caused him a loss of wits. Gorillas should not ride pogo sticks |
|
Reply
| |
Gorillas should not ride pogo sticks They're awkward and clumsy like a load of bricks Even if they go slow There's no bounce in their pogo And a pogo that's no go is too hard to fix When I play Scrabble with Sue, she cheats. |
|
Reply
| |
When I play Scrabble with Sue, she cheats, When she races horses, she uses cleats; When taking her share, The rest is no longer there. Now she requires double-wide seats. Brad braved barbecuing bananas |
|
Reply
| |
Brad braved barbecuing bananas Bob built big blue cabanas Brad's beans bake Bob's bones ache Brianna borrowed both Bob's bandanas. There's usually a good reason behind it. |
|
Reply
| |
There's usually a good reason behind it For a calm person having a fit; He usually keeps his cool And avoids acting the fool, But when he starts, he cannot quit. Pigeons seldom make a fine pie, |
|
Reply
| |
Pigeons seldom make a fine pie but I watch Martha Stewert so I gave it a try I added some luvin popped it into the oven next pigeon I cook I will fry I once saw a man in pink shorts |
|
Reply
| |
I once saw a man in pink shorts Driving an orange-and-brown go-cart; When asked his fuel, He said, "as a general rule I depend largely on cow f****. A cheerleader's life is not one of bliss, |
|
Reply
| |
A cheerleader's life is not one of bliss, but for sure its lots better than this... a group on multiply migrated on the fly A cheerleader's blissless list will miss |
|
Reply
| |
A cheerleader's blissless list will miss Those wrong-headed fans who hiss; To her, as a rule, You root for the Old School. From her do not expect a kiss. Aimoo seem to be a likely go |
|
Reply
| |
Aimoo seem's to be a likely go I am there and I like it, for all that I know! gave my son 2 dollars this morning said he'd spend on a cheap ho!  ( he better NOT! ) I need to clean out my desk drawer |
|
Reply
| |
I need to clean out my desk drawer Before I go to the bar. The work, it is boring, But it's better than w******. Honesty will go only so far. Odd girls are seemingly obsessed |
|
|
Free Forum Hosting
Important Announcement
Recommend
First
Recommend
Return to General
