Willis and Prudence were not the most religious church members and in fact they really only attended services once a year. On that day, as they were leaving the church, the minister, "Willis, it sure would be nice to see you and Prudie here more than once a year!"
"I know," replied Willis, "but at least we keep the Ten Commandments."
"That's great," the preacher said. "I'm glad to hear that you keep the Commandments."
"Yep," Willis said proudly, "Prudie keeps six of them and I keep the other four." |
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