A little old lady was happily speeding down the highway just outside a small town called Mayerthorpe in Alberta Canada.

 

All of a sudden a police car came outa nowhere with its siren blaring.  She pulled over, as did the policeman.   He got out of the car with his ticket book in hand.

 

She rolled down the window and sweetly said, "Oh Hi, officer.   I know what you are doing.  You are giving my an invtiation to the policeman's ball."

 

The officer replied quickly without thinking,  "No, ma'am.   Im not . . . .Policemen in Mayerthorpe don't have balls.

 

A couple of seconds later he turned, red closed the ticket book, and walked back to his car.