A well thought out piece PopTart and you raise some very interesting and provocative questions. Even if Huey, Dewey and Louie aren't Donald's sons from a former marriage there is still the matter of the missing brother or sister. Why have we never seen or heard of them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm... maybe gold at the back of  convenience stores is a little too counterculture.  It almost made sense though.  Something to do with the drug market, probably melting it down and making jewelry, I hear that is how they make drug profits disappear.  I don't think Donald Duck is messed up in not wearing pants, most other cartoon animals are odd for wearing them.  If you're a cartoon, the main reason for wearing clothes is to indicate your status e.g. gender, wealth, etc.  Unless you are a human cartoon, as humans normally wear clothes in the real world.  This leads me to wonder why Pooh wears a shirt in Disney cartoons, but not in the original illustrations. 

 

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Well, somebody did leave that cake out in the rain.

If not Mr. Donald Duck, then who?

Mr Daffy Duck has an alibi and Mickey and Minnie were indulging their passion for bungee jumping.  This list of suspects grows shorter.

A complete family tree of all Ducks can be found here.