Pop Tart gets the Eye
(OP) Cat's Meow, USA: Today in this small hamlet overrun by cats
the inhabitants were abuzz about the latest episode of cantankerous
goings on. It seems this village, which is no where near the water, was
invaded by boats of all sizes which wound up at the address of one EvIl
PoP TaRt. All told there were one hundred and forty-two boats and ships
of all sizes. The police were summonded and were directing traffic and doing crowd control. Ms TaRt stated she was astonished and at a loss for the
assortment of letters and emails she has received concerning a comment
she published on the net. It seems she was shocked at the movie and the story of Helen of Troy and had consulted the Mad Psychometrician Scientist
whom had estimated Ms TaRt would have elicited a response similar to Helen of Troy in modern times by attracting four garbage scowls and a
zodiac.
The Mayor of Cat's Meow, Ubergato, stated this was apparently a compliment aimed at Ms TaRt to prove she was worth her weight (and far more) in ships and boats. Ubergato stated the cats had shown up for miles
in anticipation of a feast of fish normally associated with such a large fleet.
He added, "There was a fishy smell in the air."
At presstime the traffic in this town had come to a standstill and Ms TaRt
had been seen peeking out the windows of her house with a wide grin on
her face. Developing. Film at 11.
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