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| | From: SinnerBob1 (Original Message) | Sent: 10/23/2005 4:49 PM |
Just take a gander at fark.com links: some are punny: Here's one: Connecticut boob caught racking up 342 ill-gotten Victoria's Secret bras worth $14k is put in the can with $50,000 bond while bosom buddy escapes bust. Is that shameless punning? It brought me a smile. |
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What an attention-seeking clown. |
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"Anyone who has ever entered a pub only to be driven out by a group of middle-aged divorcees wailing the approximate tune of "I Will Survive" would say karaoke is one of the most infernal devices ever devised by humans" How about middle-aged gits singing "My Way"? |
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Woman trapped in bathtub for 4 days. "The woman's condition was not available." Submitter's not a doctor, but I'm going to guess "wrinkly" |
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Six year old expelled after loaded gun falls out of his saggy pants. Plaxico Burris unavailable for comment |
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Every time PETA campaigns, God kills a sea kitten |
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Pirates release Saud I. Tanker, who expects to sign with the Yankees later today |
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Salmonella outbreak linked to peanut butter. You're darn Skippy the CDC refuses to take a Peter Pan approach to the matter, vows to tackle the investigation in a Jiffy |
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| Apparently the pirates that made off with three million dollars ransom for the oil tanker, didn't think about how much three million weighs. Rubber boats + three million = capsize | |
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Tennessee governor urges rejection of English-only amendment after discovering that "ain't", "y'all" and "howsyermomanem" aren't actually English |
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I'm bilingual: I speak Canadian and French. |
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| A shipment of 22 containers, carried by truck from Iran to Turkey for shipping to Venezuela, was labeled "tractor parts." Yeah, not so much | |
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Swede makes a hotel out of a 747. It's plane to see that this idea will take off and be a runway hit |
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(Some Guy) | | Somehow, I don't think your girlfriend will have the same appreciation for the red LED circuit board heart that you will | (click on Some Guy) I beg to differ. I would find it sweet. |
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| | There haven't been this many Redskins wiped out since the Battle of Little Bighorn | |
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Pastor stabbed in robbery attempt. Doctors say he's fine and holier than ever |
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