This is how the game goes you think of something you see thats dumb and you make something differt about it like so....
found on almost every passenger side mirror "things in mirror may sem closer than they apper" (my way) "this mirror is a piece of crap,the guy got fired,it dont work,dont look at it.
......On the side of a can of turpentine....."Drinking this may be hazardous to your health" May be?....you mean some people can drink it and be just fine?
the change of address kit you get at the post office: first you right the name down of the person you cant beat, up then you write down his address, then you right down where you want his mail to go to
a quznos sub garuntee if you are not completely satisfed you will get a free sub...if i wasent satisfed the first time what makes them think i want another one for free