I am...

Avoiding  the  real world, lurking, sulking, stalking, sneaking, peeking, rhyming, writing, drawing, smiling, frowning, online, offline, he, she, it, them, you, dead, alive, undead, thinking, pondering, sleeping, awakening, eating, believing, playing tag, playing solitare, playing fair, cheating, poking, prodding, tipping, laughing, laughing maniacally, wasting time, making time, creating time, destroying time, eating thyme, drinking thyme, jumping on the bed, wearing slippers, sitting on the keyboardse, pillow fighting with monkeys, naming llamas, leaping, prancing, hugging, snuggling, cuddling, rocking, loving, jumproping, swimming, head banging, listening, talking, learning, teaching, disturbing, disrupting, sneezing, wincing in pain, here, there, everywhere, lying, going insane, already insane, wet, happy, sad, depressed, ponderous, pondering, light, light, dark, awakening, sleeping, sipping tea, experimenting, saying maybe, nodding, shaking hands, shaking feet, crazy, mortal, not ham, flying, pretending, heroic, cowardly, very active, lazy, diving, on fire, weak, strong, agreeing, disagreeing, selling myself, for sale, dry, cold, warm, hot, cool, sunny, cloudy, stormy, moody, everything, watching, waiting, biting, chewing, in peace, crummy, scummy, moldy, antibacterial, eating you, on a fast, Spock falling, lying again, misinterpreting, understanding, living long and prosper, desperate, american, nezumi, evil, brunette, nice, mean, black and white, in color, clever, stupid, shining, glowing, sighing, singing, signing, mining, dreaming, making stories, doomed, suffering, being tested, sentenced, misunderstood, rejoicing, sniffing, impatient, smelling, observing, remembering, forgetting, bored, tired, snapping, clapping, flapping, flipping, tapping, gaping, hoping, hopping, fearless, annoying, abnormal, buying, frying, greeting, looking, feeling, hearing, sitting, staring, standing, walking, riding, myself, breathing, aching, itching, bothering you, wondering, being stupid, acting stupid, growing, changing, becoming, transforming, morphing, different, quacked, derranged, disturbed, perfect, imperfect, blowing my nose, blowing your nose, instructing, destructing, laying waste, angry, planting, nagging, bragging, changing my name again, good, bad, playing tug-o-war, visiting, inviting, choking on peanut butter, betraying ,partying, a friend, an enemy, comparing, saving, fighting, exploring, winning, losing, dueling, imposing a threat, taking control, in your thoughts, controlling your thoughts,

I AM YOUR THOUGHTS!