I just knew that all my friends here at Odds would like to hear about my newest business venture. I am so excited! I was just laying in bed one night when it hit me like a rock. Well come April 1st Linejumper Inc. will come into being.
I first had to morgage my home and use all the money I had saved through the years and still go into debt up to my ears to come up with the $500,000 to purchase a luggage scanner.
The I went over to Jingle Bob's Welding and had him mount four wheels and a trailer hitch on to the scanner.
Now when a person calls that is going out of town by plane, I just get in my pickup, hook on to the scanner and hightail it over to their house. then I
pull the scanner up beside their car and then as they bring the luggage out of the house they can just run it through my scanner and then just pop it in to their luggage compartment. When they get to the Airport they can just tell the security people that they have already had their luggage scanned and do away with all the waiting.
We will also , for a nominal fee , install a detector inside your door frame that will tell them when they go through it if they have any metal on them. That way they can just leave it at the house when you leave.
Jingle Bob came up with another idea I am looking into. He suggested that I offer complete body searches in their home. He said I could charge any where from $0 to $500 for that service depending on the body.
Well , there it is! What do you think? Am I going to be a millionare ?
Is this a great country or what?!!!!
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