This sounds like an old four legged chair I kept on the front porch. In then morning, I stood on it to reach something high and broke the two front legs. By afternoon, I had removed the broken legs, and went to buy new ones, leaving the chair with only two. By the evening, I had only finished repairing one of the two legs, leaving a chair with three leg intact!
morning four, afternoon two, evening three
Also, (I've heard this somewhere before) it could be the life of man: In his morning years, man crawls using all four legs. In the afternoon, he learns to walk on his own two feet. In the evening of his life, he uses a cane.
Here in Florida, they also ride in hover-rounds, Jazzies, and motorized golf carts. That's if they're not driving down the highway in the passing lane, at 35 miles per hour with their left turn signal on. |