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From: Fairest  (Original Message)Sent: 8/2/2002 11:15 PM
Dear Ubergato,
 
  How do you soothe a crying baby?
 
 
 
~Fair


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From: CatsgaloreSent: 8/4/2002 1:15 AM
I believe he opens a can of sardines and roams the world with baby in tow, asking for handouts, and searching for the effervescent full moon. It works everytime!

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From: happyguppypuppySent: 8/4/2002 1:22 AM
  he just tells me to get a grip!  hehehehehe 
no he tells me to go take a nap....
no he just puts up with me

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From: UbergàtoSent: 8/4/2002 3:38 AM
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 Dear Fairest,

     I generally give the baby to it's mother.  Of course if you are the mother, then that option may not work for you.

       You might try giving your baby a tongue bath. There is nothing like a good tongue bath to quiet crying kittens of any species. Another trick that my mother used on me was feeding me smoked salmon whenever I cried. Of course this led to my current salmon addiction, but when I was eating I wasn't crying. 
     Lastly if nothing else works you might try giving the baby a catnip pacifier to chew on, it worked for me every time.  Then place the baby on a warm windowsill for a nice nap. Hope this helps you out. :>) Sincerely,

     Ubergato (Overcatus Babysittus)


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From: mosthappyguppypuppySent: 8/11/2002 9:03 AM
  Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww... Do we have a tender leader, or what??? 

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