Dear Rooty,

     Your order is on the way. As you know our product can be used by any member of the family including your cat or dog. We were out of the yellow and lime, so I am sending it in the chartreuse. As you didn't specify a size, I am sending your order in an extra large. As you know from our tv offer, we are including a free gift worth over 200 dollars with the first 50 to place an order. Sadly as yours was number 57, this does not apply to you. Don't worry about the payments as we accept Ubie bucks and the new UbieVisa as well. Good luck with your purchase and remember that we have a training manual available should you need it, for a slight additional charge. 

     Sincerely,
     Ubergato (Overcatus Vendus)