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General : The Staging of Swimsuit Malfunctions
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From: Chili Dog Foxtrot  (Original Message)Sent: 12/11/2008 4:39 PM
How can you be noticed by guys when your assets are slight?  Frankly, this is a problem that several ladies must contend with.  While many of us are modest and assuming, sometimes even the more introverted of us might wish to draw the notice of that special guy, who happens to be apparently oblivious to you!  Behind this problem are two factors: (1) The fabled unawareness of males, and (2) The dramatic maldistribution of the assets that make one attractive to males; specifically such features as having large boobs or blonde hair. 
 
Now we all have heard that Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (even a movie title), and some of us have gone the route of becoming dyed blondes, with varying degrees of success.  (I did it once; but with decidedly negative parental reviews.  Let's leave it at that.)  There is the initial and maintenance costs involved when you dye, but also the approximately 20 points decline in I.Q. that accompanies this change!
 
And some of us have gone the saline or silicone highway.  One Chili Dog has gone the way of being an interstate highway!  Doing this is very hard to overlook, in both the positive and negative senses.  The rampant speculations abut their reality status are inevitable; but this is, in a way, a kind of attention-seeking, and it works.
 
There is another approach that might be used during times of warmer weather.  Specifically, some bikini swimsuit tops or halters come with ties in the back.  These could be, you know, strategically undone at the time when your target male is near by.  Immediately hold the falling top against your chest, and present yourself as both helpless and dismayed! 
 
A bikini with bottom and top ties is necessarily a tension-raising thing: onlookers implicitly think: what if it becomes undone?   And the scenario I'm describing actualizes that fantasy: here's a helpless woman in need of a manly man to save the day!
 
So, by all means, consider this ploy.  But do it strategically, and consider the possible risks.  For example, you might show more than intended, or he might instead acquire a souvenir!  My advice is, know your guy, and do this only if you're sure he's a gentleman.  He just needs his gentleman button to be pressed.
 
 


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From: MSN NicknameNematodeGirl1Sent: 12/11/2008 5:12 PM
I wondered about those when I was younger -- it seemed that some of my (less inhibited) h.s. friends had that unfortunate experience more than once!  Your little essay puts it in a different light.  I agree with you about guys -- they are inscrutable!
 
I'm not a daring person.

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From: bewilderedSent: 12/11/2008 7:42 PM
I myself have seen this in operation.  I will not be judgemental.  It worked.  Today they are married; and theirs seems to have worked out better than mine. 

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From: Chili Dog CharlieSent: 12/11/2008 8:06 PM
Why not, if you can dare it?  The guys seem pleased to help out.

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From: poupéeSent: 12/11/2008 8:47 PM
In my opinion ,the importance of having large breasts is exaggerated.  Still, it's a interesting idea.  Has anyone ever really done this, though?  I have an idea of someone (or possibly two), but will she tell?  

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From: MSN NicknameChiliDogEcho1Sent: 12/11/2008 10:33 PM
Dee Dee, isn't this sort of high schoolish?  Are guys that thick?

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From: Elvis In a Party HatSent: 12/12/2008 12:57 AM
Echo, it's a big pretend game. 
 
She pretends that her top came loose.
 
He pretends that he doesn't know that she did it intentionally.
 
Everyone's happy.
 
Capische?

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From: eViL pOp TaRtSent: 12/12/2008 5:26 PM
Dee Dee, a very humorous idea indeed, though a bit risqué to try!  I might mention that sometimes this just happens, and there is no planning or staging involved.  In that case, one must sometimes rely of the kindness of strangers.  And be grateful that people will do the right thing.

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From: MSN NicknameBear2029Sent: 12/13/2008 12:53 AM
Where is this Magic Kingdom where such wonders happen?  I don't think it's Kansas or Pennsylvania.  I'm talking about people doing the right thing.
 
New Orleans, maybe?

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From: MSN NicknameCayoodle__Sent: 12/13/2008 10:16 PM
Everyone is SO coy.  Don't tell me no one has tried this.

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From: Belle Dame Sans TetonsSent: 12/16/2008 3:10 AM
Did you?

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From: Elvis In a Party HatSent: 12/17/2008 1:23 AM
The ept doeth protest a bit too much.

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