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From: not-so-eViL pOp TaRt  (Original Message)Sent: 10/4/2004 8:59 PM
Things fall apart; the center cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
 
Melinda, our cowgirl heroine, clearly had the blues.  She tried a restorative whiskey at a saloon, but it was watered stock and left her with a headache and no reason for that excuse. 
 
She rode her pinto into an unfamiliar town while it was foggy, and found things were awry.  Rudeness prevailed.  The wait staff in restaurants were snotty, even without the required French accents. 
 
The politicians, as usual told lies.  But not becoming ones.  A National election was in the near future.  It's an 'Anything Goes' atmosphere; without the saving grace of Cole Porter's wit.   
 
Letters to a newspaper attributed all sorts of enormities and unattractivenss to women attending an Institute of Technology.  And they play deplorable football also.
 
Religious figures, as usual, made mountains out of molehills.  But compounded the problem by using material from sanitary landfills to help the augmentation process.
 
Piercings were offered for sale in amazing locations.  Melinda was content to wear her clip-on earrings that matched her spurs.
 
Poor Melinda, she had wished to chill out in town for a few days, but changed her plans.  There were too many people who had used the locoweed (lobelia) to excess.
 
Upon leaving our heroine finally got an insight when she saw the sign:
 
PRETTY PASS, COLO  (pop.  414)
 
So, later on, she was not surprised when someone said to her a discouraging word.
 
 


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From: UbergàtoSent: 10/4/2004 11:04 PM
     Heh....thanks for the laugh PopTart....your piece was very entertaining as always :>)

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From: DuckbuttSent: 10/4/2004 11:22 PM
A good piece to read, pop-tart!

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From: MSN NicknamePurpleGoddess_507Sent: 10/5/2004 2:56 AM
Head for the Hills, Melinda. The sun will come out tomorrow....
 

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From: poupéeSent: 10/5/2004 6:54 PM
I like Melinda.  Good idea, poptart!

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From: superdupermanSent: 10/7/2004 3:16 AM
Who wrote the verse at the beginning of your story, PopTart? I like it!

Some people get all tied up in the everyday boring blahs of city life. They doubt there are any more wild cows around. I say those people need to look past the obvious fences. You'll never find a wild cow, if you only look on a dairy farm. There's lots of wild cows, they're just really good at hiding.

Melinda, the cowgirl seems sad traveling through Pretty Pass, Colo

but remember:

There's plenty of open spaces
without the busy traces of human races
So don't be blue
To your own heart stay true.
And just keep on roaming
Just keep on going
until the right time finds you
The right time will find you.

Hooray for all the cowgirls!


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From: eViL pOp TaRtSent: 10/7/2004 8:38 PM
Supe, it's from "The Second Coming" by William Butler Yeats.

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