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| | | From: DoodleDanD (Original Message) | Sent: 3/2/2003 3:34 PM |
I thought we might all pretend we have a little Don Rickles in us. I will give you a question and then you will answer it in a sarcastic way. Then you will ask a question for the next Odd to answer and so on ......... EXAMPLE : The question is >>>> Did you get back from the store? Answer is >>>>>>> No. I'm still there shoplifting like Winona. GET IT? OK , here we go: Did you take out the trash? |
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| | | From: ArayaA. | Sent: 5/4/2005 11:07 PM |
no i`ve got it right here Are you stupid? |
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| No, I'm just intellectually handicapped. Is this the checkout line ? | | | |
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No this is the line for organ donors selling their kidneys... Hey is that a new car? |
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Yeah, I had to buy it. The dealer said he was out of mules and burros. You you drink the last soda in the frig? |
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| Naw, when I closed the door the light went out and it was burgularized. Do turkeys fly ? | | | |
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yeah, if you turn off the gravity get in an accident there? |
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No, I usually go out for all my accidents. Are you growing roses in your garden? |
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No, they just appeared magically. Is that a fajita sandwhich? |
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Nope, just looks like it, but its actually egg wrap from McDonalds...wait a minute...is that a piece of scrambled brains??? Didn't you get a call from the president this morning? |
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Yes. He called to tell me that he lost my phone number. How many pumpkins do you need to make pumpkin pie? |
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only the one on your neck. has the bus come yet? |
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Yes. I'm sure it did somewhere, only not here. Are you using the letter opener to open the envelope? |
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no, im using it to open this safe. can i borrow your toohbrush? |
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No, that's why I locked it up in that safe. How many days until next month starts? |
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five........in dog days can you drive a car |
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