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   |  |  From:   SinnerBob1  (Original Message) | Sent: 10/23/2005 4:49 PM |   
Just take a gander at fark.com links: some are punny:         Here's one:     Connecticut boob caught racking up 342 ill-gotten Victoria's Secret bras worth $14k is put in the can with $50,000 bond while bosom buddy escapes bust.     Is that shameless punning?  It brought me a smile.  |  
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"Anyone who has ever entered a pub only to be driven out by a group of middle-aged divorcees wailing the approximate tune of "I Will Survive" would say karaoke is one of the most infernal devices ever devised by humans"     How about middle-aged gits singing "My Way"?  |  
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Woman trapped in bathtub for 4 days. "The woman's condition was not available." Submitter's not a doctor, but I'm going to guess "wrinkly"  |  
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Six year old expelled after loaded gun falls out of his saggy pants. Plaxico Burris unavailable for comment  |  
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Every time PETA campaigns, God kills a sea kitten  |  
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Pirates release Saud I. Tanker, who expects to sign with the Yankees later today  |  
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Salmonella outbreak linked to peanut butter. You're darn Skippy the CDC refuses to take a Peter Pan approach to the matter, vows to tackle the investigation in a Jiffy  |  
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      |  Apparently the pirates that made off with three million dollars ransom for the oil tanker, didn't think about how much three million weighs. Rubber boats + three million = capsize |     |  
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Tennessee governor urges rejection of English-only amendment after discovering that "ain't", "y'all" and "howsyermomanem" aren't actually English  |  
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I'm bilingual:  I speak Canadian and French.  |  
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      |  A shipment of 22 containers, carried by truck from Iran to Turkey for shipping to Venezuela, was labeled "tractor parts." Yeah, not so much |     |  
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Swede makes a hotel out of a 747. It's plane to see that this idea will take off and be a runway hit  |  
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    | (Some Guy) |    |  Somehow, I don't think your girlfriend will have the same appreciation for the red LED circuit board heart that you will |     (click on Some Guy)  I beg to differ.  I would find it sweet.  |  
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      |    |  There haven't been this many Redskins wiped out since the Battle of Little Bighorn |     |  
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Pastor stabbed in robbery attempt. Doctors say he's fine and holier than ever  |  
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