One of my friends says that it's an essential addition to breakfast on St. Patrick's Day.  She says it happens all over her town, but since she's never actually done the holiday-beer-breakfast thing, we'll never know, I'm guessing.

 

So, instead of frosty verdant brew, all I have to offer you are, in order,

the heartfelt

the slightly weird and

the downright creepy. 

 

So, go forth and be green today!