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| | | From: juds (Original Message) | Sent: 8/29/2006 6:36 PM |
- What do you get when you cross a doorbell with a hummingbird?
- What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
- What kind of dog grows on a vine?
- What's green, and sings?
- What did the casket say to the other casket?
- What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
- What sits at the bottom of the ocean, and shakes?
- What do you call the body of a dead magician?
- What is the difference between boogers and brussel sprouts?
- What is big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on your head?
- What do you call a man with jelly in one ear, and custard in the other ear?
- What will Mozart be doing this coming Halloween?
- What is a pirate's favorite radio station?
- What do you get when you cross a clown and a skunk?
- What do you call a pediatrician in the company of a veterinarian?
- What do you have when you find a couple of dimes on the sidewalk?
- What did Mr. and Mrs. Buffalo say to their son when he went off to college?
- What do you get when you eat habaneros and red beans?
- What do you do when you see a space man?
- What did the salmon say when it swam in to a wall?
- A humdinger.
- A year later, the dog is still excited to see you.
- A melancholy.
- Britney Spearagus.
- Is that you, coffin?
- Do you smell carrot?
- A nervous wreck. Yes, that's a pirate joke. Aargh.
- An abracadaver.
- Kids won't eat brussel sprouts.
- A pool table.
- A trifle deaf.
- Decomposing.
- W-Arrr-Arrr-Arrr. Maybe a dog's, as well.
- I don't know, but it smells funny.
- A paradox.
- A paradigm.
- Bye son.
- Toxic gas.
- Uh, you park in it, man.
- Dam.
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Juds,
These are good! Reading these stimulated my funny factor and helped get me off to a positive start this Sunday Thought I might risk throwing in a recent home spun one of my own (below).
If you have ever witnessed a person using a Jack Hammer to break up concrete, you know that using one of these can cause your entire body to shake . Picture a cartoon with a group of people (all who have Shaky Eye--SOM) who are working with a Construction Crew using Jack Hammers to break up concrete.
In the caption below the cartoon the Construction Company Foreman says to the Construction Company Owner: "These folks were sent to me by a Neuro Rehab Specialist who thought this would be the perfect job for a person with SOM!" |
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| | | From: juds | Sent: 9/12/2006 3:04 PM |
Sorry that it's taken me a week to reply, but this eye ulcer problem is using up all my available resources. A very literate joke, but still very funny. I'm wondering...since our vision shakes all the time, would a job like that give us un-shaky vision? Sort of like the way that white noise cancels out other noise?  |
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