Family Dinner
  
  
 We had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother had prepared for our 28 member family. As I glanced up at the chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and light bulbs.
  
 "Don't look up there!" my mother screamed. "It's the one thing I was too tired to clean!" 
  
 "Don't look where"? my brother asked. 
  
 "There!" my mother pointed. "It's my own personal web sight!"