CAT
A jumping juggernaut a jesting jab
A troubling troubadour a tarty little tab
A slipping sliding smashing duff
A floundering feline of furry fluff
A nip a nap a nudging budge
A hip hopping hissing grudge
A crazy quickness of quizziling quest
A zigging zag of zany zest
A clump of cleanlyness a clamping claw
A puffing pounding of padded paw
A blazing bluntness of a bored bad boy
A triumphant traverse a tasty tiny toy
A leaping lazyhead a lovely little licker
A dazzling delinquent a double daring dicker
When God created you he laughed and sat
For you took a lot to create you naughty little cat
by Shaun Dwyer ( acorn )