A. Nice buddy you are! If you've had enough of this animated purple ape that sings, tells jokes, and encourages you to visit Web sites, delete him.

First, right-click him and select Goodbye. Then, in Windows 98, click Start>>Settings>>Control Panel. Double click Add/Remove Programs. Pick Bonzi Buddy off the list and then, Remove.

You're not done yet. Click Start>>Run. Enter "msconfig" (without the quotes) in the box. Click OK and select the Startup tab. Clear the check mark in front of any listings that contain Bonzi.