Crappy Caper A thief who grabbed a bag from a dog-walking woman Monday night got a nasty surprise when he examined his ill-gotten booty: He had swiped a baggie full of canine crap. After throwing the bag down in disgust, the loutish loser aimed his handgun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money. When she replied that she didn't have any, he pointed his handgun at Misty, the woman's small dog, and pulled the trigger. Twice. But the gun didn't fire, police said, and San Diego's most pathetic thug ran to a nearby getaway car. And it wasn't even April Fools' Day. -- Lewis Wallace |