Dealing with Chronic Pain

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If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself

simply over the joy of seeing you

...BUY A DOG.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

...BUY A DOG.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,

for as long and wherever you want

......BUY A DOG.

If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the neighbors

......BUY A DOG.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic movie

...BUY A DOG.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

...BUY A DOG.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually

...BUY A DOG.

But on the other hand,

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if you want someone who will never come when you call,

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ignores you totally when you come home,

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leaves hair all over the place,

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walks all over you,

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runs around all night,

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only comes home to eat and sleep,

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and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,

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Then my friend . . .

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Buy a cat.

(Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental.)

HEY!!! I resemble... er Resent that!!!

They say dogs have masters. Cats have staff. I didn't know we men were in the same league. LOL

Dan (Ducking and running)

Dan you are bad!!! LOL LOL LOL I love this post and now I know why I want to trade in my 2 cats for another dog! Anyone want a pair of spoiled rotten completely useless cats? The might make good draft dodgers or paperweights. One is especially useful for stealing my pillow and sleeping in my hair. Now I know where the rats and tangles come from. MTD

Oh, I am bad. I know it.

But I do have my redeeming characteristics. I do. I really do.

I'm cute as I can be. Really I am.

When I do decide to love on you, there's nothing like my purr.

And when I kill something and bring it home to you, you know I love you. It's my little gift to you, that dead bird, or rat. Don't you like it?

See? I've got some redeeming characteristics. Don't I? LOL

Dan <Still ducking and running>

PS see what happens if I'm not arround?

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