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| | From:  OzzieRod (Original Message) | Sent: 8/14/2005 5:05 AM |
I've been thinking (again) and I've decided to become a millionaire. I have noticed that everything "beeps" My Cell Phone Beeps. My computer beeps. The ATM at the bank beeps. My microwave beeps, even our washing machine beeps. In fact, is there anything that doesn't beep? So I've got hold of some preserving bottles which self-seal, and I'm saving all the beeps I can find. Sooner or later, the world will run out of beeps. Then I'll step in. A monopoly on beeps! I'll be the Bill Gates of Beeps. I've even thought about "Value Adding" beeps - a short sharp one would be a BIP. A long flat one would be a BARP. A big tubular one would be a BOOP, and so on. Of course I'm happy to share my good fortune with my new friends here. If you want to be a partner in this wonderful enterprise - please send me a beep. When we make it, I'm offering a 2 for 1 dividend - beep beep! Hugs to all Beepers (and others) Ozzie Rod |
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I don't know who is crazier you for writing this or me for answering it, beep-beep. Hugs LittleAngel |
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Hugs Back. Thankyou for your contribution. Consider yourself a MAJOR shareholder in BEEPS INTERNATIONAL! (Everybody else will be SO sorry when they run out of Beeps - they'll have to come to us with chocolate chip cookies, and BEG for BEEPS) Else how will they know when their washing machine has finished swishing. Question: Who gets the job counting the beeps to put in the machines, Our Washing machine has 16, exactly, every time? (Rod wonders if there are any vacancies) |
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Since your President of the United Beeps of America you get the offical Beep counting job. Big Hugs LittleAngel |
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| | | From: Dan | Sent: 8/20/2005 10:52 PM |
Heh, heh. That's hilarious. Sooo, a sort of long, low, vibrating beep would be a berp? And if it were long, low and vibrated and smelled it woud be a farp? Have I got the hang of it? And since I got the hang of it, can I be a partner? Oh, common, Rod. Let me be a partner. I need a Million dollars too.  Dan |
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Wow! My little backyard company has become a multinational. Yea. However I deny any relationship to the President of anywhere. OK Dan, you're in. I'm appointing you vice president of value adding. So you can start counting your beeps as we speak. Stock options open to all comers in the next seven days. I'm feeling so proud! I told the Pain Specialist last week. (My appointment with psych is on Friday) Plenty of beepers there...... |
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I went to my beep, beep, beep and she told me that I have a beeper problem. Well I knew that what I wanted to know was how to fix the darn thing. It beeped at some very awkward times. She suggested I try to hold the beep in as long as I could and than to let it out real slow but it came out as a bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. So I still have the problem with my beeps, Hugs LittleAngel |
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Hi Little Angel, Umm we may have a problem here. According to my advanced Medical Training from watching E.R. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep is the sound the thingie machine makes, when you expire. Stand back everybody! CLEAR!!! There! That should make you feel better. (Does on the TV.) You have returned from Heaven, sent to save the world when it runs out of beeps. P.S. Never trust a Beeper. Hugs from across the Pacific. OzzieRod |
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I beeped my way across town to see if they were having any beeper problems and found out that their beeps were worst than ours. They had beeps at every intersection and in every shop. The beeps out numbered the people. I asked how the beep, beep, beep they could stand all the beeper noise and they said what NOISE it wasn't even bothering them. So I Beeped out of there as fast as I could . Those beepin' people have a serious beeping problem. Beep Beep LittleAngel |
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OK. So now we need a Specialist Beepologist, just to deal with all those poor souls who are addicted to beeping. (such a waste) I was thinking of Dan or Cindy, who both seem to have that ".......and do you FEEL about that.......?" empathy to them. In the meantime, as a trained Parabeepist, I may be able to offer some beepological support in emergencies. |
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| | | From: Thundur | Sent: 9/13/2005 8:39 PM |
Methinks Rod should have Married the Road Runner!! BEEP BEEP ! Thundur |
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So, if a beep is not properly preserved and turns bad would that be a barf? Thrashed (beeping @&#$%$) Arms And Hands |
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