KIDS ARE GREAT!..BUT I COULDN'T EAT A WHOLE ONE....
  
 NO,SERIOUSLY,I'M GLAD YOUR SON HAS SUCH A GREAT ATTITUDE.
 MY KIDS ALWAYS ASKED ME,"WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ONE OF US WAS GAY?",TO WHICH I REPLIED,"THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN BEING GAY...IF YOU WERE MURDERERS OR PAEDOPHILES,I WOULD DISOWN YOU...BUT BEING GAY IS FINE..."
  
 I JUST HOPE THEY GIVE ME THE SAME  RESPECT WHEN I COME OUT TO THEM....