The sky was dark 
The moon was high 
We were alone 
Just she and I 
Her hair was brown 
Her eyes were too 
I knew just what 
She wanted to do 
So with my courage 
I did my best 
And placed my hand 
Upon her breast 
I trembled and shook 
And felt her heart 
Slowly she spread 
Her legs apart 
I knew she was ready 
But I didn't know how 
It was my first try 
At milking a cow