I Still Miss My ex, But My Aim Is Improving
Guys Are Like Lava Lamps ~ Fun To Look At But 'Aint So Bright!
It's A -Girls- World. Guys Just Live In It.
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate!
Any one who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
I sat back looking at the stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof?!
Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you!
This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep a fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
My door is always open so feel free to leave!
If practise makes perfect but nobodys perfect then why bother practise?
To the world you maybe 1 person but to 1 person you maybe the world.