Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:      a = stinky  b = lumpy  c = buttercup  d = gidget  e = crusty  f = greasy  g = fluffy  h = cheeseball  i = chim-chim  j = poopsie  k = flunky  l = booger  m = pinky  n = zippy  o = goober  p = doofus  q = slimy  r = loopy  s = snotty  t = falafel  u = dorkey  v = squeezit  w = oprah  x = skipper  y = dinky  z = zsa-zsa
  Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the first half of your  NEW last name:
   a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker
  Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your  NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice
  Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts  |