A father wishes to buy a toy for his daughter's birthday. He goes to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
- Workout Barbie for $19.95
- Shopping Barbie for $19.95
- Beach Barbie for $19.95
- Disco Barbie for $19.95
- Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? . . . Why is the Divorced Barbie so much more expensive?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers:
"Sir, . . . Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and . . .
One of Ken's Friends.
Well I hope his friend is a womyn lmao!
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