A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh. <o:p></o:p>

The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian. <o:p></o:p>

The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real."<o:p></o:p>

an old cowboy, dressed in  cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar, sat down and ordered a drink. as he was sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.  <o:p></o:p>

After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "are you a real cowboy?"  To which he replied, "well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, and mending fences, so I guess I am."  <o:p></o:p>

After a short while, he asked her what she was.  She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian.  I spend my whole day thinking about women.  as soon as I  getup in the morning, I think  of women.  When I eat, shower, watch tv -- everything seems to make me think of women."<o:p></o:p>

A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.  A couple sat down next to him and asked, "are you a real cowboy?"  To which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."  <o:p></o:p>

A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. He says, "Can I buy you a drink?" <o:p></o:p>

She replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good." <o:p></o:p>

Later he asks, "May I buy you another drink?" "Yes," she responds, "but it won't do you any good." <o:p></o:p>

After a few drinks, he decides to ask her to his apartment. Again, she replies, "Yes, but it won't do you any good." <o:p></o:p>

In his apartment he turns to her and says, "You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want you for my wife." <o:p></o:p>

She replies, "Ohhhhh, THAT'S a different story!! Bring her on out!!!"  <o:p></o:p>

A woman goes to the gynecologist,and upon examination, the doctor<o:p></o:p>

 says, "Why, it's immaculate in here! What do you do to keep<o:p></o:p>

 yourself so hygenic?"<o:p></o:p>

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 The woman responds, "I have a woman in twice a week."<o:p></o:p>