WOMEN'S BUMPER STICKERS...

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN  AFFORD ME.

2. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US  FRIENDS.

3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING.  

4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.

5.  PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS  FROG.

6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. . . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER  RICH.

7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.  

8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

9.  DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.

10. I'M OUT OF  ESTROGEN-AND I HAVE A GUN.

11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT  LIKE...WHO CARES?

12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES.

13. AND  YOUR POINT IS...?

14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO  USE IT.

15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST  TIME.

16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

17. YOU  HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.

18. ALL  STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.

19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS  THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.

20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO  AWAY?

21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I'M NOT.

23. IF WE  ARE WHAT WE EAT, I'M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.

24. DON'T UPSET ME! I'M  RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE  BODIES.