He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put
in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
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He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while
I sit on the sofa and fart!
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He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.
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On a wall in a ladies room . . . "My husband follows me everywhere"
Written just below it . . . " I do not"
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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to
do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
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Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
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Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A. They don't have time
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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.
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Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
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Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
A. So men can remember them.
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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.
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Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
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Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A. They're married.
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
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