Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the
sauna.
Sudenly there was a beeping sound.
The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager," he said "I have microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his
ear.
When he finished he explained,
"That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone,
he felt he had to do something just as impressive.
He stepped out of the sauna and went to the toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse.
The others raised their eyebrows and Paddy
says... "Would you believe it, I'm getting a fax!"