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| | From: SageHawk6 (Original Message) | Sent: 6/2/2006 1:50 AM |
Computer Help Desk
Heard by the computer help desk:
A customer couldn't get on the Internet: Helpdesk: "Are you sure you used the right password?" Customer: "Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it." Helpdesk: "Can you tell me what the password was?" Customer: "Five stars."
Helpdesk: "What kind of computer do you have?" Customer: "A white one."
Customer: "Hi, this is Rose. I can't get my diskette out." Helpdesk: "Have you tried pushing the button?" Customer: "Yes, sure, it's really stuck." Helpdesk: "That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note." Customer: "No... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet .. it's still on my desk... Sorry..."
Helpdesk: "Click on the 'My Computer' icon on to the left of the screen." Customer: "Your left or my left?"
Helpdesk: "Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: "Hello, I can't print." Helpdesk: "Would you click on start for me and..." Customer: "Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates, you know!"
Customer: "Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says, 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it."
Customer: "I have problems printing in red." Helpdesk: "Do you have a color printer?" Customer: "Aaaah... Thank you."
Customer: "My keyboard is not working anymore." Helpdesk: "Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?" Customer: "No. I can't get behind the computer." Helpdesk: "Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back." Customer: "Okay." Helpdesk: "Did the keyboard come with you?" Customer: "Yes." Helpdesk: "That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?" Customer: "Yes, there's another one here. Ahh, that one works!"
Helpdesk: "Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the number '7'." Customer: "Is that '7' in capital letters?"
Helpdesk: "What anti-virus program do you use?" Customer: "Netscape." Helpdesk: "That's not an anti-virus program." Customer: "Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer."
Customer: "I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screen- saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!"
Helpdesk: "How may I help you?" Customer: "I'm writing my first e-mail." Helpdesk: "Okay, and what seems to be the problem?" Customer: "Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?" |
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| | From: ~TOPAZ~ | Sent: 6/13/2006 1:25 PM |
This is so funny....these things really tickle me....and it's all true as well....hahahahaha...Topaz x |
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Well i confess it was only a couple of days ago that i sussed the apostrophe on my key board...has taken 6 months ...yo Ohmy |
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| | From: ~TOPAZ~ | Sent: 6/22/2006 2:08 PM |
Apostrophe......sounds like some Greek Philosopher....I bet there was and they named the symbol after him...lol....by the way...what is an apostrophe.....lol.... |
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could be a relative to catastrophe....a fumbling greek philosopher i believe |
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'''''''''' like Roben's place..the little doo dad between n and s |
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That's it's my's beloveds'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' |
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