Disjointed days and restless nights,
And yes I know I look a sight,
But life stinks.
When friends call by they ask me why
I look a mess am I distressed,
What do they think!!!
Some think I've got an illness bad
Others think I'm going mad,
And the vicar thinks that I need to repent,
You left me high and dry when you said goodbye
And I worry about who will pay the rent.
The pots are piled up in the sink
And all my thoughts have turned to drink
Or dial-a-date.
The kids are screaming to be fed,
But today I think I'll stay in bed
And meditate.
At first I thought I'd cast a spell,
Curse you dead, or at least unwell,
Find your car and really go berserk.
But gone were thoughts of sin
When the bills came in
Cos I really don't want to go to work.
And my boyfriends had to go,
It was much more fun when you didn't know
My love with someone else you had to share.
But you've been seen with women round about
At least I did it in the house,
So I don't think that you're behaving fair.
I don't really want to eat,
I guess that I will lose some weight,
Be skin and bone,
I'll make you pay I'll waste away,
But could I pine for the length of time
To lose 16 stones.
And your best friends such a help
He's trying to help me find myself,
And I just hope he finds me before long.
To you I was good did all I could,
So I don't know just where I went wrong.
My Mother said she always knew,
There was something wrong with you,
Said you always put her off her food.
But how could you be such a cad,
To hurt someone like my old Dad,
Now he hasn't anyone to buy his booze.
I want your house I want your car,
Your caravan and your guitar,
And a holiday.
My psychiatrist says I'm under strain
And since you are the one to blame,
Then you must pay.
So by the time this letter reaches you,
The kids and dog will arrive there too,
And I'll be jetting off towards the sun.
I drew your money out of your bank account,
Cos I knew you'd want me to have fun......