I am impressed! What sheer delight

To see this masterpiece tonight!

No fishwrap here, this work of art

Has made me smile right from the start!

I'd love to read about Jane's chin

And see a face that's not caved in,

And "Gay or Nay" has got to be

A must read for the likes of me!

The rag is hot! It can't be beat

Unless we make it all complete

By waxing all the tales of fun

With just a little bit of pun!

So come on gang, let's grab a quill

And write the stories with a thrill!

The cover's great, now let's add more

And see what else we have in store!

You get the drift? Now make a choice

And let us hear your Tudor voice!