My PJ's Are On Backwards

I put my PJ’s on tonight,

And backwards they were too,

When all at once an awful thought

Crept in to make me blue;

What if? - I thought, while taking ZZZZ’s,

An urge came drifting through,

And I were forced to run like hell,

Towards the dreaded loo.

T’would be a sight I thought indeed,

If in these Polar Bears I peed,

And even worse my mind explored

If in these pants the thunder roared,

While racing barefoot

Through the dark

And something more substantial parked.

I shudder thinking.....god I’m dumb!

I’ve got the peep hole where my bum

Is frozen solid this cold night,

And Willy’s winking, out of sight.

It’s more than I can stand I said,

And as this thought filled up my head,

To go before the lights were out

And clear the air of any doubt -

So finally, with jobbies done I fled,

With PJ’s backwards - Off to bed.

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Inspired by actually putting my PJ's on backwards recently....and my mind came up with some very weird thoughts....