Do they have an International MEN'S DAY, by any chance? Oh yes, I forgot... we have Father's Day. It usually occurs about nine months after Mother's Day, I am told.  Hmmm... Something doesn't seem fair here. Maybe it's just me. I mean, our women really DO need this day. They need to be celebrated for all the sacrifice and hard work they do. Women need to be made to feel special and appreciated. They are not like men. Men are not worthy of an International Men's Day. Women are entitled to special privileges that men are not. Besides, women suffer from so much abuse.

It's not like men are ever victims of violence and abuse. Oh no, we men have it pretty good. We get to generate the lion's share of the GNR while the women and the children of our fine nations get to keep 69.69% of North America's real wealth �?the material property. North American men also get to die 8 to 12 years sooner. What an honor! Men's shelters don't need to be erected because we already know that the odds of a violent and aggressive or abusive woman ever existing in North American society are just so astronomically low it would be pointless to provide them. Besides, whoever heard of a woman beating on a man or abusing her children? That is preposterous. Even if it did happen... not many men would be so bold to admit that they were beat up by a woman and children these days have more than enough problems already. Come to think of it, I know a man who really got beat by his wife bad. He had to go to the hospital. He lost hearing in one ear. He will never be the same. Come to think of it, I know a number of men who have been beat up by their wives. Wow, I'm starting to recall alot of these cases all of a sudden! What I find interesting is that in virtually each and every one of these cases the women who attacked them had no bruises or marks on their bodies that I could see and moved them quite fluidly so I suspect there were no damages under their tank tops and blue jeans. Lots of muscle though... women in general seem to be in pretty good shape these days. Yes, I commend those women who go to their fitness clubs to "work out" and discuss those finer aspects of sisterhood while they bond with each other. Uh-huh �?May God forgive me for noticing. 

When I talk to a man who was beaten up or abused by his wife or girlfriend I always ask, "Did you try to defend yourself?" The answer is almost always the same: "Yeah, I ran."  Yes, that is the right thing to do ... RUN!!! But you know, many women can run faster than men �?like that guy I know who lost hearing in his left ear... He ran too. What generally happens when you run is that you get chased. If she should catch you she will nail you from behind! There is no dishonor for a woman who will strike a man from behind his back. It isn't the same for them as it is with men. Women are notorious back-stabbers. Solomon warned us about this: A man is better off sleeping on top his roof in the furthest corner than to dwell with a brawling woman. Looks like times haven't changed much after all.  

Of course today's men could always do what I did back in my younger days when a certain ex-wife of my youth (Common-law of course, the Holy Bible calls her a "whore" because she had several male sex-partners before me and refused to repent of her sinful ways �?not because she joined with me in the flesh) decided that I would make a handy target. I just sat hunched-over with my hands shielding my face and let her rip. This used to happen alot. I was accustomed to it... my mother conditioned me well. As a matter of fact, my mother used to beat me much the same way that whore liked to beat me. I was raised to never strike a woman under any circumstances so guess what I did? You guessed it: I did nothing. Oh sure, I had to go to work with bruises all over my body and one morning my ear rang for a week (it could have been worse, I mean I could have lost my hearing... like that other fellow) but at least I didn't quite qualify for that infamously horrifying name of WOMAN BEATER  every decent North American male has learned to fear and dread. Well, I must confess to you that is not altogether true because at one point, during a totally unrelated incident, I struck her once... I completely lost my cool with her because she said something very filthy to me in public and so I slapped her across the face for it. Her pro-neofeminist friend was present at that event... the cat was out of the bag... Yup... WOMAN BEATER... and all my friends knew it too. Oh yes, Michelle couldn't wait to tell the whole world about that one. I was branded a WOMAN BEATER because I slapped a whore across the face for speaking vulgar to me in public. That was a big mistake.

Funny how these reputations are hard to live down. Seven years later, someone who knew someone, who knew Michelle, approached me on the matter asking me, "Is it true that you beat women?" I was already married under civil contract by then and living monogamously with the wife of my youth and the expectant mother of my first child at that point. I suppose that it would be wise for me to state for the record that I have never beaten any of my wives, I have never divorced any of my wives, I have never deserted any of my wives, and I have never taken any of them to the law. But yes, once upon a time, about thirty years ago, I slapped a whore across the face for talking dirty. Of course, not many men are so eager to stand up in a public courtroom and admit that their wife physically abuses them on a regular basis. We see the ads and posters all over the place: black and white... a woman with a distraught look on her face, vicious looking husband standing over her... Yes, it's always the husband in the picture who is the antagonist. They have us conditioned well. It is the men who are to blame. ALWAYS.

No, we don't need any Men's shelters or Men's intervention groups and we don't need an International Men's Day either. We need to be grateful that women go so easy on us and we should praise them for their generosity and providence. I fully understand my role now, in the Grande Scheme of things: Men are the drones. They are to provide the sperm and to generate the capital. Once they have completed these tasks they are no longer needed. They are as disposable as a 'menstrous rag'. (Holy Bible usage.) Men are to be seen and not heard except when they speak in favor of Woman's Rights and they are to mind their "p's" and "q's". Mama said so. Men are to be sweet to their wives, worship them, take orders, and obey. So let's all get with the program and start celebrating International Woman's Day because women are so much more worthy of the recognition than men are.

Well I am a rebel. I'm calling out from the watchtower here and I'm going to say what I see. Attention fruitcakes and neo-feminists:

Lest it be said by any that I am being unfair in my assessment of the NATURAL WOMAN in our society today, in an effort to be completely fair to them I should like to present the reader with some hard statistics regarding where we sit as men, knowing our rightful place, in light of the Father's Manifesto in my commemoration of this great and glorious International Woman's Day :

Okay, I admit that the statistics in the above link are a little dated. Things have not improved. To be honest, things have become far worse. Last year's percentage of graduates from post-secondary and university educational institutions peaked at over 92% women while some were as low as the high 80% mark. That means that well over 80% (a very conservative figure) of colleges and university graduates, and all other post-secondary public institutions of learning in North America, in 2006, were women. It's a woman's world. Let's celebrate. North American women no longer live only 7 years longer than North American men either. Today's average North American woman lives from 8 to 12 years longer than today's average North American man depending on geographic location (and probably depending on how much of a slave driver the woman is too). Whereas in the 1960's women and children owned over 65% of the material wealth in the United States of America that old figure has climbed in excess to over 69% and I have little doubt that it is still increasing. Now I admit that these statistics are hard to dig up because our beloved international NEOFEMINISTS and FRUITCAKES don't want us to know the truth. We must also understand that the statistics are fluid. The percentages do change daily, but the trend is consistent. I spent a whole day of web surfing just to obtain those few stats presented in THE FATHER'S MANIFESTO and I don't even know if The Guardian exists anymore. Never understimate the power of an International Neo-Feminist �?these Jezebels want to see men like me (in the interests of Homeland Security, no doubt) *SNUFFED-OUT* completely.  (I dread to think what the figures are for Canada now after nearly 20 years of subjection and domination of a Liberal Lesbianism Loving, Sodomistic, feces-oriented, government that wants us to believe that their contract of "civil marriage" is still valid after legalizing same-sex marriage. If they should ever ask me, I'll tell them what to do with their contract. They'll probably enjoy that.) Consider the following statements:

"American men don't ask much of their women.  They know that men constitute 95% of our ponderous prison population and women only 5%, even though women are 58 to 234 times more likely to murder their children than fathers �?nbsp;but they do nothing. "

They know that the high accident rate of women causes the deaths of an additional 6,200 men annually in traffic accidents, giving us a motor vehicle fatality rate almost three times higher than England �?/STRONG> but they do nothing.