Homeland Security Warning Well folks�?
You've had a BIGAMIST hanging out in your midst.
MSN Aliases:
Jacobs_Trouble Scannerman777 _KINGSTING_ CHESTER VON BESTERFESTERTESTER SON_OF_NO_GUN CHESTA_GANGSTA FLIPSIDE ADVOCATOR And probably Billy-Bob, Jimmy-Jones, and David "Koresh" King II hiding out at your local community compound somewhere. Do NOT accept icecream, candy, flowers, poetry, or expressions of affection from this man! HOMELAND SECURITY SEXUAL EQUALITY OFFENDER LIST NEW WORLD ORDER UNITED FEDERATION OF LOCAL COMMUNITY SEX POLICE 
| Registration Information FBI LEAST WANTED
| | Registering Agency: | NEW WORLD ORDER UNITED FEDERATION
OF LOCAL COMMUNITY
SEX POLICE | | Date of Pre-Registration: | 2002 - 10 -18 | | Last Annual Registration Date: | 2006 - 08 - 13 | | Date of Photograph: | 2002-07- 13 | | Date of Initial Registration: | 2002 -10 - 18 | | | * Warning: Do not under-estimate this very dangerous man. He is known to officially remarry on more than one occasion, without a civil divorcement, and openly states that civil divorcement and civil marriage are against his religious beliefs. Unfortunately he is not wealthy enough for Homeland Security to prosecute for profit... yet. Parents: Lock up your daughters if they are over 19 years of age in the improbable event that they are still virgins. "Jacob" Edward King was recently spotted at an international airport donning a black leather jacket and matching leather shoes, a dark-red, patent-leather tie, (predators like leather) and wearing a light-blue dress shirt and black pants. He was also seen at said airport carrying two dozen red roses and was alleged to be courting a 21-year-old girl caught in the throes of ecstasy. He was alleged to be 44 years of age at the time of the said occurance: May, 27, 2004 * R.C.M.P.M.S. records. *Please read all footnotes |
| CONVICTED BIGAMIST OFFENSE: The persuading and invading; and aiding and imbedding; (even in the bedding) the sporting and the cavorting and resorting to the courting and re-bedding, (and impregnating) ... of poor, young post-pubescent female adults (plural); even those lonely virgin "innocents" whom have supposedly or allegedly chosen a lifestyle and morality, to morally, if not financially, but fully support him in his ministry, known as BIBLE- BASED BIGAMY. These do lovingly and also completely, even so much as marry this Radical Bible fanatic for JESUS, in this "Apostolic One God" ministry, this religious CULT doctrine, known by some as: FULL BIBLE TRUTH Convicted is known to show NO REMORSE for this conviction but is so confident that it is a "spiritual revelation" from God that he even publishes it openly and shamelessly on the world wide web. | | Statute: | GOVERNMENT of CANADA MARITAL EQUITY and PROTECTION ACT Anti-Bigamy STATUTE 101 | Date of Conviction: | 2007- 02- 30 | | Literal: | TWO WIVES | Location: | Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA | | Age Of Victims: | over nineteen | Sex Of Victims: | FEMALE | | Weapons: | Humor, intelligence, Holy Bible AKJV | Sentence Release Date: | 2112 - 02 �?30 | | Disposition: | REPEAT OFFENDER | Probation Release Date: | see "Unclassified" | | Pen Name(s) and Aliases: | JACOB EDWARD KING, BROTHER JAKE, KINGSTING, SCANNERMAN777, ROYAL RADICAL, "His Royal Highness the King", PROTESTANT APOSTOLIC, and Guido the Gelati Man. WARNING* This man is a virtual "chameleon" and can change his appearance very rapidly. | | Sexual Predator: |
ABSOLUTELY. Just look at that smile. Would you buy a used car from this man? Look at those eyes. Sinister! He is a dangerous religious fanatic and a predator just like all caucasion anti-catholic males who fail to agree that the CHURCH IS THE SON. | | Sex: | Male ( No coincidence there) | | Race: | White, pure-bred, melanin deficient, RADICAL WIGGER. *Is also known to associate with members of the human race and is guilty of miscegenation. | | DOB: | 1959 - 07- 07 | | Weight: Height: | 169 lbs. ¾ ounces 5'10" | | Eye Color: | Blue, brown, grey. (Has been known to wear contact lenses.) | | Hair Color: | Brown/Partially Gray. Is also known to appear bald and clean shaven on occasion. Convicted has a full head of hair but known to change his physical appearance regularly. | | Skin Tone: | Fair to red (especially in the region of his neck area.) Is capable of tanning. Yes, he looks like a "white man" but don't be fooled. He is only "white" on the outside and his first wife isn't even white! We have had several reports of his WIGGER lifestyle and these reports have been confirmed in our thorough Homeland Security investigations. He is a menance to the PERFECT PURITY of our cause and has no regard for the PERFECT PURITY of U.S.A. HOMELAND SECURITY of WHITE SUPREMACY. It is further reported that his current hidden agenda promotes the ideology that all human beings are in fact members of the same RACE! He must be dealt with in the interests of Homeland Security. | | ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: All resemblence to Warren Jeffs considered purely coincidental. FBI suspect that the two felons may be related in some way. Recent DNA testing has failed to produce conclusive proof of this allegation. Canadian Homeland Security agents monitoring of residence and bedrooms has indicated that convicted could currently be a "closet celibate". Conflicting information suggests that he circulates his victims. Convicted suspected of being one "St.Radical" but this allegation has also been disproven as a result of a recent CANADA HOMEBOY SECURITY investigation. Convicted has associated with said St. Radical and our HOMELAND SECURITY telephone and diligent internet monitoring has confirmed these suspicions are indeed true. Convicted is the natural father of at least two children both expressing similar non-conformist attributes. Genetic proclivities prevail.This man does not support our troops and has no respect for "our" current President of the United States of America. He is dangerous! He even thinks Muslims can be saved! He doesn't want war! Need we say more? A known Canadian citizen. Canadian pacifists are not to be trusted: He is suspected of being a TERRORIST. Suspected of being a draft dodger. Suspected of being an intrepid internet forum "mole" operations spy for the Canadian Liberal Party Underground. Also suspected of working "under cover" for the Microsoft Corporation in 2001 - 2003. Suspected of living off the avails of tax payers while promoting his own nefarious polygamous religious agenda, thinking himself justified because he paid taxes! Suspected of tax evasion; promoting, endorsing and willful conducting of numerous exploits: the complete readings of the forbidden AKJV BIBLE from front to finish and distributing UNAMERICAN AKJV propaganda to the U.S.A. SUSPECTED of BEING SUSPECTED. Reported to be currently in the process of reproducing the perfidious text published in 1780 in England under the obnoxious title, THELYPHTHORA by Martin Madan. * * THIS BOOK IS CENSORED! * This composition is a parody on the anal-retentive waste of North American tax dollars by those individuals and regulations established by certain Neo-Feminist extreemist agendas. No apology will be made for exercising the Freedom of Speech we all so richly deserve. God bless you. | | |
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