OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T DIDN'T TAKE DOWN THE TOWERS, COUSIN OSAMA, AS MUCH AS YOU WISH IT WAS YOU. TOO BAD MY BOYS BEAT YOU TO IT. DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE I'M AS STUPID AS I LIKE TO LET AMERICANS THINK I AM? GIVE ME MY DUE: I DIDN'T GET TO THE PRESIDENCY ACTING LIKE MR. NICE GUY. LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY MORE WEAPONS. I HEAR THOSE CANADIANS ARE STARTING TO BE A LITTLE TOO COCKY FOR THEIR OWN GOOD. WE MIGHT HAVE TO BRING DEMOCRACY TO CANADA IF THEY DON'T WISEN UP SOON. MEANWHILE.. ABOUT THAT LAST OILFIELD WE HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE WITH...
You have my blessing, my son!
What are you talking about? The only fields I'm concerned about right now are my poppies! Never mind, you infidels! When I finally manage to blow something up I promise you that the world will know that the idea was mine! You can't pin this one on me, cousin. I have bigger fish to fry!